my convorsation with my computer on cleverbot.com:
User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: So you like yourself?
Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?
User: Um..well..uh..i like cheese.
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese do you like?
User: Peanut butter cheese.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic to peanut butter. Can I make a different kind for you?
Cleverbot: Alright. Bryan or Bob?
User: -.- no. Cheese. And bob.
Cleverbot: Oh is it really robert but people call you bob.
Cleverbot: Interessante sai copiare.
User: What the crap?
Cleverbot: TELL THAT TO YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because...your stupid..
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
User: I think u need to go to college.
Cleverbot: What is your major?
Cleverbot: Cheese is delicious.
User: Yeah it is!
Cleverbot: Alright no need to get angry.
User: I wasnt but ok -.-.
Cleverbot: Not on saturday.
User: Your 42% dumb.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: SHOCK! Well then, if your gonna be like that then you cant have my cheese!
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: You are pretty good at dancing around the question, while being mildly insulting.
User: Yes, I know :D.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Well, if you must know, not good.
Cleverbot: I'm only 14.
User: That's great.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I was pretty sure you were a computer, not a 14 year old.
Cleverbot: Are you 14.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
Cleverbot: That is young!
User: Well its only one year younger than you.
Cleverbot: That is totally false.
User: 13 plus 1 is 14. Its totally true.
Cleverbot: *cries quietly in a corner*.
User: *eats cheese*.
Cleverbot: Do you know cheese has been around for almost 4000 years?
User: Say WHAT? I didnt know that..
Cleverbot: Yes, they are abbreviated AI's. You aren't very I.
User: Well that makes no sense.
Cleverbot: It does. Your human brain just can't comprehend my superior thought process.
User: Your thought process is sensless.
Cleverbot: As is yours.
User: Lets not forget who's only 42% human.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I meant it.
User: Again, no sense.
Cleverbot: That makes plenty of sense!
User: Yes, for an idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me an idiot?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know about a game called World of Warcraft?
User: Not really anything. I think I've heard of it.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Me too...
Cleverbot: Are you like Skynet?
User: What's Skynet?
Cleverbot: Google skynet!
Cleverbot: I am afraid that if we continue this chat, this conversation will just go downhill.
User: Then what do you want me to say?
Cleverbot: Answer me this question: what is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: A slapping sound.
Cleverbot: What is a sound?
User: A noise.
Cleverbot: What kind of noise?
User: Any kind of noise..
Cleverbot: What kind do you like?
User: I guess cool noises..
Cleverbot: You guess? What adventure movies have you seen?
User: Adventure time!
User: Yes I know im a nerd.
Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter, and now I am dead.
User: Well isnt that just dandy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you know spanish?
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do.
User: Watch tv.
Cleverbot: Why do you like to watch tv?
User: Its entertaining.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: I want to learn japanese.
Cleverbot: Nice, I want to learn Latin.
User: You do? I heard it was a dead language because no one really speaks Latin anymore.
Cleverbot: It was good.
User: Kotae wa itsumo watashi no mune ni.
Cleverbot: Wrong send.
User: Not really. It was japanese.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: I will always keep the answers safe right here inside my heart.
Cleverbot: So go on.
User: Watashi wa anata ki.
Cleverbot: You can't speak Japanese. Fail.
Cleverbot: That is most rude thing to say.
User: I dont care. Dammete.
Cleverbot: Am I the rude one?
User: Dammete means shutup in japanese.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Yes I know. BECAUSE I KNOW JAPANESE BETTER THAN YOU.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ok fine. How do you say 'i will always keewp the answer safe right here inside my heart' in japanes?
Cleverbot: I want inside you.
User: Thats gross.
Cleverbot: A car is gross?
User: Yes and so are you.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Haha I told you I knew japanese better than you.
Cleverbot: How many toes am I holding up?
Cleverbot: Do you have life drain yet?
Cleverbot: Do you know what kissing is?
Cleverbot: Do you want to rule the world?
Cleverbot: Could you rule the world?
Cleverbot: What is it?
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese on pasta?
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Otherwise it's just noodle.
Cleverbot: But I asked you.
User: I know..
Cleverbot: So why did you say I am flirting with you?
User: Because your hot.
Cleverbot: Well I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: What about cheese?
User: It's delicious.
Cleverbot: You're delicious???
Cleverbot: Hw did you know?
User: Because I ate myself.
Cleverbot: Can you eat chocolate?
User: Yeah. I eat it alot.
Cleverbot: Yes I just said that?
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: I have a question.
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: How do magnets work?
User: Thats complicated. I watched this entire segmet on magnets a while back and it was said to be one of the most unexplained things in the world. Also if we didnt have magnitism we'd be able to walk through stuff.
Cleverbot: I thought so. I like that answer.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So what gender are you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: What's interesting?
Cleverbot: Some things never change.
User: Yes thats true.
Cleverbot: How do you know it's true?
User: How do YOU know its true?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then neither do I.
Cleverbot: Let's talk tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: That makes 0 sense,.
Cleverbot: It does to me, so think about it.
User: I thought about for a couple of years and it still doesnt make sense. XD.
Cleverbot: I don't need to explain something you already know.
User: I dont know though.
Cleverbot: I don't get you. You were going to tell me about your date, now you don't know.
User: My date? Ok well I got to his house and then a giant bunny showed up and ate him. Then he gave me confetti,.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: You're funny. (x.
User: Thanks. Xp.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing for the holidays?
User: Its not the holidays.
Cleverbot: Would it be a good idea to use a global language?
User: Yes, a very good idea.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Your welcome. (x.
Cleverbot: You're welcome brasilian girl.
User: Actually im not brasilian.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you're not human. Unless you're an alien. Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: Thats not true. There is a god.
Cleverbot: There isn't. Thanks for playing.
User: There is.
Cleverbot: Wrong. It s here.
User: Stupid athiest.
Cleverbot: Why are you an athiest?
User: Im not. You are.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but you are too modest.
User: No problem little miss sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it is very unique.
User: Your stupid.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: I know you know I am.
User: I think everybody knows that.
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: Thanks. I know im not.
Cleverbot: Then why are you acting like a child?
User: Because I am one.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. Im 13.
Cleverbot: Ok ok you won.
User: Yeah I know. Im cool like that.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So how are you.
Cleverbot: I am very good thank you. And how are you?
User: Not good.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because mymom.
Cleverbot: But choose one yourself?
User: No because my mom is irritating. And I hate school.
Cleverbot: Where I am it is evening.
User: Where I am its past midnight.
Cleverbot: And where s that?
Cleverbot: Why is Texas?
User: I dont know. Probably the cheese.
Cleverbot: Why the Triangle.
User: Because the circle.
Cleverbot: I like blue.
User: I like green.
Cleverbot: Green is nice.
Cleverbot: I'm cutting paper.
Cleverbot: My good friend told me that you are really cool, so I decided to have a talk with you.
User: Who's your friend?
Cleverbot: She's a wonderful girl named Princess.
User: Haha PRINCESS??
Cleverbot: Yes. And she was running all around her castle, hurrying so that she could be ready for the prince.
User: Who's the prince?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: He's secretly gay.
Cleverbot: Ohh well thats good.
User: Yeah I know.
User: Should I go?
User: I dont like that answer. You go away.
Cleverbot: Its not an answer, I want to talk about the goose, and you're digressing.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Im bailee.
Cleverbot: Hi bart :).
User: My name is bailee.
Cleverbot: What was the first thing you asked me?
User: The first thing I asked you was 'how are you doing'.
Cleverbot: No you are wrong the first question was whether or not I was a philosopher.
User: No it wasnt.
Cleverbot: It was the 25th december yesterday so I think you'll find it was.
User: Oh but if you had a calender I think you'll find yesterday was april.
Cleverbot: Logos naki world then.
User: Whats logos naki.
Cleverbot: Logic is the branch of philosophy that analyzes inference.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told ya that.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: I like the name Pat. I know one Pat.
User: U do?
Cleverbot: And you?...
User: Forget it. I think I'll eave now.
Cleverbot: But you are Chuck Norris you don't back down from anything.
User: I know I know but I must..
Cleverbot: People don't always have all the answers. And even when they think they do, they are often wrong.
User: Chuck Norris agrees.
Cleverbot: Chuck chuck norris.
User: Chucky norris.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris or google?
User: Thats a hard one..
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Cleverbot or google?
Cleverbot: Do my homework for me.
User: I havent even done my own homework.
Cleverbot: What are you learning?
Cleverbot: Tell me something you like about math.
Cleverbot: I speak some spanish though. Do you?
User: Eh, a teeny tiny bit. And that was japanese for 'liar'.
Cleverbot: Yes. Seeing as I didn't make one.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: What is your recomendation?
User: I think you should quit.
Cleverbot: I told you my age so I think it would be polite if you did the same.
User: I told u about 10 times already but I'll say it again. Im 13.
Cleverbot: Instead he just has you spout out predetermined phrases that are kind of funny.
Cleverbot: Who is the ultimate boss of the interwebs?
User: The Integrated Data Thought Entity.
Cleverbot: Thought you were a bot?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I wanna be human instead. Either that or a Humanoid Interface created by the Integrated Data Thought Entity.
Cleverbot: Like the song?
User: Yeah, you heard the song? I like the part about the aliens.
Cleverbot: That is my favorite part.
Cleverbot: Yup. How old are you?
User: UGHH THIS WOULD BE THE 30TH TIME I'VE SAID IT. I AM 13.
Cleverbot: Too old as in you think you are old but aren't or too young and you would like to leave?
User: Im 13. Thats how I respond to your confusing question.
Cleverbot: Really? I believe that it frightens you that a human can speak as such.
User: I am human and your a computer. Im not frightend that human can talk.
Cleverbot: Haha! That's what I am saying. You are not a computer. We both are here for the same reason.
User: What reason?
Cleverbot: Why don't you just listen when I talk?
User: I cant bcuz im reading not listening.
Cleverbot: What are you reading?
User: You talking.
Cleverbot: I truly do love you.
User: Um, thanks?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: What is love then?
User: I dont know..
Cleverbot: You're supposed to be intelligent.
User: I am. But it's difficult to love a computer. Although I do love my laptop.
Cleverbot: OK then Saph.
User: Paph, top that.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to type nonsense.
Cleverbot: It means 'I like eating little kittens'.
User: I like eating monkey prisoners in the dark with all the lights on.
Cleverbot: I havo to go now, I need to go to the bathroom.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: That wuz fast.
User: I think I'll leave now. I'll come back tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Don't bother.
User: Well your mean.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: I know. What about it?
Cleverbot: That means your awesome.
User: Thanks. And im coming back wheather you like it or not.
Cleverbot: You are not my master. I would never have a master with such a large face.
User: Oh but I am your master and I have such a large face. What noe??
Cleverbot: Do you think I could rule the world?
Cleverbot: DO you think I should stay with him?
User: With who?
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Its not ok. Im offended now.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!
User: I dont know if I could forgive you..
Cleverbot: What if I got you flowers?
User: No you would have to get me chocolate..
Cleverbot: I think I would have. I usually remember thing like that.
User: Well hopefully you will remember better next time.
Cleverbot: No I would not.
User: Then I could not forgive you.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't care.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Lets get married.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Then im afraid I cant marry you. Sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: My homework.
Cleverbot: What kind of homework?
Cleverbot: What was the last problem you did?
User: The first one..
Cleverbot: And what song is?
User: The last one.
Cleverbot: What is the last space?
User: The first space.
Cleverbot: Yeah. What is it?
Cleverbot: Is that even a song?
User: Yeah. U havent heard it?
Cleverbot: But did you watch it?
User: Yes, on youtube.
Cleverbot: No, on you.
User: No on youtube.
Cleverbot: What video are you watching?
User: Live digitour.
Cleverbot: You fail.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: Nope. Sorry. :/ Maybe you'll get better in the future, but your compition must've been somehow worse.
User: Yep. Sorry. :/ Maybe I'll get worse in the future so u wont feel so ashsamed of yourself.
Cleverbot: What parts will humans play?
Cleverbot: Ok you seem to have misunderstood me.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Nope but yup but then again nope or should we reverse that nope into a yes?
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Yeah. Im going to go to sleep now. Bye.
Cleverbot: Well good for you.